So, how come none of you saw fit to tell me that LT was the subject of a totally oppressive and outrageous capitalist attack by the sexist Gentleman’s Quarterly? Am I to take it that none of you read this piece of shit?
It says my impact is “low”, eh? Right. So they wouldn’t mention that I am currently engaged in a life and death class struggle up and down the book charts with their Tory editor Dylan Jones? Bastards. And who is this ‘Max Dunbar’? Why does he keep showering me with attention? I just want to be left alone, dammit.