I know, I know. I'm a neglectful blogger. And you poor dears have been hanging around the dodgy looking blogs for your sustenance. God-only-knows what that has involved. I don't like to think about it. In mitigation, I have been working on a manuscript, among other things. But I will, if you can just hold on for a little while longer, return shortly with a beatific smile and wonderful gifts for you all.* Safe, fam.
*Obviously, not real gifts. More like 'gifts', as in 'the gift of laughter'. Fake gifts.