Friday, December 31, 2010

“Uncanny”

Kardashian-Predator

"...the plaited locks bore an uncanny resemblance to the alien-like monster from the film The Predator."

Meanwhile, in a galaxy not too far away, a racist gun-toting member of the aristocracy (jolly hockey-sticks division), and best fwend of future princess Kate Middleton, explains to Facebook friends how to handle real life alien-like monsters: “Just had a two-hour shooting lesson. She will now be using this skill on the top of East London high rises to help with the UK's illegal immigrant problem.”  Subsequently: “Just had a call from the old bill demanding I go in as someone has reported me for apparently making racist comments... hahaha... using my new found gun skills to control the UK's illegal immigrant population is not what I call racist.”

Everyone is agreed then.  Lesson one of the new international racial order is that murdering a bunch of foreigners isn’t racist any more (see passim).  Glad we got that cleared up.