Everyone is banned, apparently, while Haloscan effects a transition to its new 'Echo' system. As it's unfair to leave you all mute in this fashion, I thought I should rehabilitate an old Tomb tradition of inviting submissions via a text box.
The best submission wins fifty quid.
Update: of course, the text box is a dummy, and no one's getting fifty quid out of me this side of unemployment. However, I have enabled Blogger comments temporarily, until JS-Kit is able to export all my old comments to their new system - which, I am told, may take a few days.