Advertisements for myself posted by Richard Seymour

This ghastly parade of images is what happens when I am set loose with Photoshop and Powerpoint. Any better ideas would be welcome, even if it must be a lolcat image.





Update: The very talented graphic designer Noel Douglas was so pissed off by my drivel that he decided to contribute his own ideas. Here is a suggested banner and two ads:



Entschwindet made this:



More from another kindly reader:





Also, Qlipoth made these. See how they work? Attention, interest, action, desire. Always be closing. Always be closing. And a kindly anonymous contributor thought up this, based on this. Right, well, I'll be putting the contracts out to tender later this week.

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