Monday, March 09, 2009
Advertisements for myself posted by Richard Seymour
This ghastly parade of images is what happens when I am set loose with Photoshop and Powerpoint. Any better ideas would be welcome, even if it must be a lolcat image.![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JNlxgs6qm2M/SbVBzFiXQTI/AAAAAAAACi4/vghzZ3a8t-M/s320/leninology+4.jpg)
![](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JNlxgs6qm2M/SbVBseKXkNI/AAAAAAAACiw/a7ECaphlIgA/s320/leninology+2.jpg)
![](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JNlxgs6qm2M/SbVBlfSnFPI/AAAAAAAACio/Yd1yBMD5Ljs/s320/leninology+1.jpg)
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JNlxgs6qm2M/SbVB6aguyHI/AAAAAAAACjA/ESZS6ok06hY/s320/leninology+5.jpg)
Update: The very talented graphic designer Noel Douglas was so pissed off by my drivel that he decided to contribute his own ideas. Here is a suggested banner and two ads:
![](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JNlxgs6qm2M/SbYNLeRidcI/AAAAAAAACjI/3rVdOVCvims/s320/leninbanner.jpg)
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JNlxgs6qm2M/SbYNLtpSMvI/AAAAAAAACjY/hZAtQGE0j5Q/s320/lenintombad2.gif)
![](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JNlxgs6qm2M/SbYNLhAFDqI/AAAAAAAACjQ/j7QqDAK1OOY/s320/lenintombad.gif)
Entschwindet made this:
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JNlxgs6qm2M/SbZazdNtpRI/AAAAAAAACjg/8cwDHdEBvcw/s320/lenin%27s+tomb+6.jpg)
More from another kindly reader:
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JNlxgs6qm2M/SbePOz2kuuI/AAAAAAAACj4/HGsR-VGJ_rs/s320/lenin%27s+Tomb+8.jpg)
![](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JNlxgs6qm2M/SbePOjzyH5I/AAAAAAAACjw/40674cTe_14/s320/lenin%27s+tomb+9.jpg)
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JNlxgs6qm2M/SbePOrS1lSI/AAAAAAAACjo/owmikubV2R4/s320/lenin%27s+tomb+7.jpg)
Also, Qlipoth made these. See how they work? Attention, interest, action, desire. Always be closing. Always be closing. And a kindly anonymous contributor thought up this, based on this. Right, well, I'll be putting the contracts out to tender later this week.
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