The world is full of crashing bores. posted by Richard Seymour

In particular, that fucking idiot 'Dr' Gillian McKeith. This rictus-faced, lying, fraudster media whore is selling a book right now with the imaginative title 'You Are What You Eat'. It has a charming photograph of her on the cover, desperately trying to smile without snapping her frozen ice-maiden face. If she didn't move, I'd swear she was a corpse. As it is, I'm convinced she is the Evil Dead.

If you're interested in perusing the nutty anti-scientific views this alleged nutritionist has, click here and here .

Which makes a perfect mockery of how she comports herself on that stupid Channel Four programme she does. Turns out the best way to get fatties, drunks and tar-breaths to improve their lifestyle is to get them on television and humiliate them. For instance, I once saw her demonstrate the evils of a fat couple's lifestyle by unveiling a mount of bacon, then announcing in a tone of voice that suggested she had personally been wronged:

"Lookit whit yer puttin in yer body. That much fat! Can you see whit yer doin tae yerself?"

That's fucking sensitive.

One of George Carlin's funniest recent skits consisted of a list of 'people who oughta be killed'. I suggest we put this sanctimonious, lachrymose, self-serving careerist at the front of the line. It would glorious if, just once, she patronised some poor sod who'd eaten more than he could vomit, and he just crammed her down his gullet. Roll credits.