"Laughed my ass off, went about my day"... posted by Richard Seymour

I stole this story from the Bill Hicks* message board, but it bears repeating:

Research which said it is possible to live normally while regularly taking heroin has prompted a fierce debate.
The Glasgow Caledonian University study of 126 users of the class A drug found many were holding down normal jobs and relationships and passing exams.

The report said heroin could be taken in a controlled way for a period.

Kids, you have your instructions. Never mind that fucking homework, just get my needle ready - and tap up a vein in the leg this time. My forearm has more perforations than a Tetley's tea bag.

*Late comedian, genius and political revolutionary. Author of title quote: "I took drugs and I had a real good time. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never raped anyone, never robbed anyone - laughed my ass off, went about my day. Sorry."