Prayer. posted by Richard Seymour

Hello, god.

Boy, are you fantastic.

Listen, could you give us some food? I know, I know, I nicked Zebedee's favorite chicken last week. I did do that, yeah.

But, honestly, if Zebedee had nicked one of my chickens, I would have probably just shrugged it off, you know.

Not buried him in a pit, like I did that time he called me a muppet.

Anyway, look after yourself.

And don't forget the food.