Election Night Fever... posted by Richard Seymour

Or, as the title should be, "Stayin' Alive".

I would like to offer some advice to my fellow Americans (recalling that, according to Le Monde on September 12th, 2001, "we are all Americans now"). Yes, my fellow outpatients, my fellow fellows and would-be fellows. My fellow felons. My fellow evil-doers. I would like to offer some advice this election eve, specifically to those of you who cannot bear the thought of Bush getting into the Whitehouse but believe Kerry isn't going to cut the mustard. I know you probably have been brainwashed by the liberal press into thinking there's no mileage in Nader's green fuel. He's reduced to either a village idiot or the worst threat to civilisation since Fu Manchu. So, if you really are hammering your head against the wall in search of the answer, spare the flower prints and have a listen to me. It's very simple:

Vote Assassination.

You have many wonderful public institutions with all the latest techniques for taking out leaders you don't like. You have a war machine that consumes trillions of dollars. You have sattelite precision weapons, capacities of techno-destruction the world has probably never seen or dreamt of. It wouldn't take a fraction of that capacity to take out this one mongrel bitch idiot (and, alright, his wife and the family dog). And that way no innocent people get killed. Think about it.

Lenin's Tomb: offending liberal pro-war moralists since 2003.