What Kind of Drunk Are You? posted by Richard Seymour

The results from my last on-going poll are as follows:

Which of the following statesments comes closest to describing your view of the Tomb?
Total votes 96

Lenin kills me. (38) 40%
Lenin kills time. (12) 13%
Lenin killed thousands of innocent people and installed the apparatus of a tyranny that... (23) 24%
Lenin ate my hamster. (23) 24%

The new poll, which you will discover if you scroll down, asks the following vital question:

What kind of drunk are you?

Sentimental: one glass of lager and you're best mates with everyone, you sad wanker.
Disputatious: one Tia Maria and you're the queen of logic, dispelling all foolish illusions
Peaceful: one glass ay whiskey and yer serene wi it all.
Crazy: one snakebite and you've got the old knob and arse out.
Mean: One Heineken and you've got your whole family pinned against the door with a python arm.
Rambling: One Pina Colada and the old days just come flooding back. Like the time when yer man...
Horny: One soupcon of punch and you want to fuck anything that walks, squats or hops.
Oirish: One Guinness and you have everyone doing the Riverdance

Personally, I combine all of these traits, with the emphasis on one, two, six and seven. Worrying.

Please participate. Or I'll glass you.

Update: Noticeably, most of you so far appear to be disputatious and horny, while noone has admitted to being a mean drunk. I know for a fact that someone's lying. I will consider adding suggested options to the poll, and may make it possible to choose more than one answer.