Wednesday, August 04, 2004
Preparing for Emergencies posted by Richard Seymour
Citizens! Prepare to be patronised.The government is concerned that the public are insufficiently stable, educated and middle-class to be able to deal with terrorist emergencies. They have therefore issued a website containing invaluable information for Joe Sixpack and Jane Housework. I urge all safety-conscious citizens to digest the contents of this site very very slowly, carefully and lovingly.
Thanks for your attention.