Monday, January 19, 2004
#Trust! Who do ya? Trust! What makes you a real lover? Trust! ... # posted by Richard Seymour
Turns out, all this shit about Blair being a lying cocksucker and gobbler of satan's jet-black spunk is all a misperception created by a "three-way breakdown of trust between politicians, the media and the general public".I shit you not. It seems the lachrymose Queen of our Hearts, PM Blair, really hasn't been getting the right message across, so now the public's all confused, don't know whether to trust him, the media's all confused, don't know whether he's got good enough lies up his sleeve, and the government? They've just given up on the fucking lot of us! Seriously, they're sick, sick, sick to death with these whining, nosy bastards telling opinion pollsters how much they hate the government and their policies, when everyone knows that Tony Blair is the most popular man in history ever ever ever. Think about it! Could you imagine Blair in a porn film? Exactly! He radiates virtue and honesty wherever he goes.
So, The Guardian group has devised a cunning plan. Number Ten's daily press briefings are going to be televis................................ ugh, cough, um, sorry, I fell asleep. Yeah, they want you the voter to judge the politicians on what they the politicians tell the press, so they're going to televise the press briefings! This will, apparently, bring us back into the fold of the government. Never mind Blair saying he never authorised the leak of Kelly's details to the press when he did. He's a fucking top-nosh geezer who looks after his kids and pays his bills on time. And if yer don't like it, yer can fuck of back to yer own countraaaayyy!!