The Killer Weed!! posted by Richard Seymour

A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

I'm laughing like this because a) I'm high as fuck and b) I've just read the BBC's account of how "Cannabis 'led to shooting'" . Yeah, see, it turns out some geezer gunned down his 66 year old neighbour after an argument over a hedge. Apparently, the cannabis he smoked just turned it into a big deal and made him go out, get a gun, and blow the old bastard's brains out.

You see how scientific it gets when the BBC quotes the coroner who makes this claim: "It is a drug which has an effect on the brain"! No shit? Let me ask you a question, Dr fucking Atkinson - IS THERE ANY RECREATIONAL DRUG THAT DOESN'T AFFECT THE FUCKING BRAIN!!?

According to the Coroner, the guy with the gun was "addicted" to cannabis at the time, which shows " that cannabis is not a harmless drug and this case demonstrates how devastating its effects can be."

Just one other thing, before you toss your bag of weed away:

THE GUY WAS DRUNK. I don't know about you, but having "a considerable level of alcohol" in my blood tends to make me a little more impulsive, and who knows, maybe hot-tempered? In fact, if I was the sort of guy to get drunk AND own a gun, I'd probably be in that fucking cell right now. Nowhere in this 'news' item, of course, does it mention the possibility that this guy being drunk might have explained why he got so all fired up about the fucking hedge!

Sorry, now I'm giggling because someone shot someone else over a hedge! Ha ha ha ha!! How fucking pissed would you have to be to start caring that much about the height of a hedge? A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Auntie needs to roll up and chill the fuck out.